I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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