was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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