Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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