this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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