But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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