I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Randomize
