They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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