everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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