You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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