Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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