there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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