yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I DEMAND FORESKIN
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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