There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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