sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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