is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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