My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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