You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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