Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
