am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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