She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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