Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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