look no pants
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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