Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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