Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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