my mouth tastes like poor choices
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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