ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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