Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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