no. you can't hotbox the world.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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