After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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