All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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