Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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