well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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