there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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