More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?