brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER