Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
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When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session