i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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