she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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