D3 body, D1 cock
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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