CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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