great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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