Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You've changed since you got that strap on
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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