I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
foreskin is a definite game changer
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
