im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Then you guys just all showered together...?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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