This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
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No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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