Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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