Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Come see our sink grown plant.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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