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what?
penguin condom
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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