Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
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my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Naked. naked and bneed help.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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