kristin has been a bad kristin
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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