You really coming over, don't trick.
Porn is love you can see.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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