I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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