Porn is love you can see.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
