On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just took my morning after pill in the library
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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