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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.

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  That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word

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• (904): View more from Florida

  if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back

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• (786): View more from Florida

  I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!

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• (347): View more from New York

  The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now

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• (914): View more from New York

  How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.

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  And then someone hit me with a pool cue

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• (206): View more from Washington

  cake and sex. what better combination is there.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to

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