Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(440): View more from Ohio

he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..

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(843): View more from South Carolina

No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.

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(+91): View more from India

I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.

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(904): View more from Florida

whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong

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(810): View more from Michigan

if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.

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