How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
16 People Who Have Raised The Bar For Petty Revenge
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Here’s Why Hotel Photos On Travel Websites Are A Complete Hoax
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.