he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.