when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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