she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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