yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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