doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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